Everybody Is Awful (Except You) with Jim Florentine (general)

Jim talks about corny road signs that rhyme and Gywneth Paltrow’s vagina.  


Jim comments on dating profiles that include a girl that says she has herpes and mental illness, a guy that promises to stay hard 24/7 and every woman saying they love tacos.  

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Random Rants

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Chad Zumock and I tell stories about growing up.

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Neighbors Bitching On The Nextdoor App

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Jim talks about awful sayings like Friendsgiving, Sadfishing, Man-Mosa's, Pregan and more.

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Jim and Don Jamieson are back and comment on dumb sports cliches like good things happen when you put the puck in the net, first guy in last guy out, calling a no hitter a no no and more.

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Jim reads a bunch of dating profiles and finds out women like tacos, their dogs and the outdoors. What a shock!

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A bachelorette party leaves a bad review of the bar they caused problems at, only to get called out by the owner. Have a bad Yelp Review? Submit it to jimflorentine13@gmail.com

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A woman dies at a gender reveal party, Eddie Murphy's next comedy special will be terrible, and more lies on what parents say their kids say. 

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This week Jim Florentine dives into the awful slang words people use and why they are terrible. 

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Awful T-Shirts

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Random Rants

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Awful Yelp Reviews 16

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Awful Vanity Plates 21

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Shane Gillis SNL, Facebook Braggers And More

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Awful Inspirational Quotes

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NFL Preview Show 2019.

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Awful Facebook Posts pt 37

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Jim and Chad Zumock discuss everything they hate.

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Random Rants Neighbor Number Challenge And More

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Awful Yelp Reviews 15

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Awful Sports Cliches Part 2

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Heckler At A Comedy Club

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Random Rants. Dumb FaceApp, Area 51 Dummies And More

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Awful 80's Songs

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Dumb Bottle Cap Challenge, Dumb Fireworks And More

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Awful Yelp Reviews 14

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Random Rants. Lebron Is A Phony, New Podcast Name Uber Germs And More


Nosy Neighbors Bitching On Nextdoor App

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Awful Corny Sayings

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Random Rants

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Awful Slang Words 18

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Awful Yelp Reviews 13

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Awful Inspirational Quotes

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Spoiled Millennials Not Getting Their Way

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Random Emails Read

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Awful Dating Sites

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Random Rants Dumb Corona Commercials And More

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Awful 80's Songs

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One Bad Yelp Review

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Crazy Pregnant and Feminist Women

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Awful T-Shirts

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Woman Only Invited Vegans To Her Wedding

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Awful Saying 'Galentine's Day' and MLB Changes the Phrase 'Disabled List'

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Corny Sayings and Awful Slang Words

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Super Bowl Preview

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Dumb Social Media Challenges, 10 Yr Facebook, Bird Box and More

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Awful Yelp Reviews 12

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Christmas Nonsense

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Jim Comments On A List Of Rules To Teach Your Son And Goofy Xmas Cards

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Woman cancels baby shower over her kid's awful name and a bitch bride wants people to spend a fortune on her wedding.

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Random Rants

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Woman Names Her Kid ABCDE

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Awful Inspirational Quotes

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Random Rants

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Awful Yelp Reviews 11

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Random Rants

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Awful Baby Names

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Corny Sayings and Slang Words

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Awful Vanity Plates

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Jim rants about nerds telling on people, musicians not performing in heaven when they die and more 

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Jim dissects customers bad yelp reviews 

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Worst Bride Ever

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Jim goes through a bunch of dating profiles and comments on them. 

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Awful 80's Songs

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Gary From Fla resurfaces and joins Jim on his friends podcast.

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Jim rants about the police lip sync challenge, KiKi Challenge, 5K charity races and more. 

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Papa John is an Asshole and other Random Thoughts

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Jim tries to make sense of some trendy slang words

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Jim discusses an email he got about a guy having a bad time at a Baseball game

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Jim goes through some awful dating profiles

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Jim dissects awful Facebook posts

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Jim talks about Harvey Weinstein and more

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Jim goes through some awful online dating profiles

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Jim dissects bad Inspirational Quotes

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Jim rips apart songs like Everybody wants to rule the world, Danger Zone, Safety Dance and more

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Jim talks about his and Divorce in general

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Jim rips on terrible sayings like "I'm Not Lazy I'm Energy Efficient" and plenty more

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Jim rips apart words like Fur Babies, Derp, Adorbs, Caturday, Blunch, Mansplaining and more

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Jim talks about all the drama that goes with going out on New Year's Eve

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Jim breaks down relationship drama

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Jim and comic Dean Delray discuss things people do that piss them off at concerts

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Jim goes off on the Masters and Golf and his dirtbag friend Gary is back with more sex stories.

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Danko Jones talks about opening up for Guns N Roses, Motorhead, and Nickleback!

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Jim Norton talks about his new comedy special

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Jim talks about wasting two hours of his life watching Rock of Ages movie

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Jim interviews a girl who likes smelly balls

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Jim interviews Nick at the Comedy Cellar in NYC

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Jim and Jim talk about their creepy past together

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Jim interviews longtime friend Don Jamieson about his new cd

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Jim interviews Legendary Comedian/Ventriloquist Otto n George

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Jim Florentine talks about a prank he pulled with Don Jamieson on a talkshow host. 20 seconds of the audio from the talkshow was cut off on the original

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Jim interviews bass legend Rudy Sarzo

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Jim talks about the superbowl

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