Everybody Is Awful (Except You) with Jim Florentine

Here is an encore of Jim's New Year's Eve is a waste of time rant

Direct download: New_Years_Eve_Disaster_Encore_Podcast.mp3
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Jim doesn't understand the slogan "I'm Lovin' it."

Direct download: McDonalds_Rant.mp3
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Jim talks bad baby names and how parents are naming their kids after their favorite TV show characters

Direct download: Awful_Baby_Names_Part_2.mp3
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Jim talks about his friend--the late great guitarist from Pantera--Dimebag Darrell on the eve of the 10th anniversary of his death

Direct download: Dimebag_Darrell_Tribute.mp3
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Jim once again goes through the drivel that's posted on Facebook

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_8.mp3
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Jim once again goes through the drivel that's posted on Facebook

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_7.mp3
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Jim rips apart words like Fur Babies, Derp, Adorbs, Caturday, Blunch, Mansplaining and more

Direct download: Awful_Slang_Words_Part_6.mp3
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Jim rails on commercials with animals and babies talking and white people doing a goofy dance

Direct download: Awful_TV_Commercials.mp3
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Jim rips apart personal license plates like GUSTANG, UGOGURL, FREETOS and more

Direct download: Awful_Vanity_License_Plates_Part_2.mp3
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Jim doesn't get the whole pumpkin spice craze along with pumpkin picking and adults dressing up for Halloween

Direct download: Pumpkin_Spice_Shit_and_Halloween.mp3
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Jim tells stories about his awful camping trips

Direct download: Why_Camping_Stinks.mp3
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Jim rips apart people who drive around with their goofty personalized license plates

Direct download: Awful_Vanity_License_Plates.mp3
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Jim talks to his low life comic friend Artie abuot his degenerate ways. If you like Gary from Fla you will like this guy too


Direct download: Jim_Interviews_his_Degenerate_Friend_Artie_Fletcher.mp3
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Jim Interviews Rob Halford, Glenn Tipton and Ritchie Faulkner from Judas Priest about their latest CD and the history of the band.

Direct download: Judas_Priest_Interview.mp3
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Jim talks about his days working Landscaping and getting fired for putting Ben Gay on his bosses seat.

Direct download: Landscaping_Stories.mp3
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Jim explains how the NFL once again will get out of yet another scandal because they act like the Mob

Direct download: Ray_Rice_and_Roger_Goodell.mp3
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Jim rips apart silly Facebook posts like: If I had one superpower I would want to be able to hem pants in a single thought

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_6.mp3
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Jim makes his predictions and talks about issues in the upcoming NFL season including Micahel Sam, Johnny Manziel and Bon Jovi trying to buy the Bills

Direct download: 2014_NFL_Season_Preview.mp3
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Jim talks about how most people are just dumping water on their heads for attention

Direct download: Enough_With_The_Ice_Bucket_Challenge.mp3
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Jim talks about depression and the death of his ex-girlfriend by suicide

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Jim rips apart The Wave, Take Me Out to the Ballgame, Guys who Bring Their Gloves, Crackerjacks and More

Direct download: Annoying_Things_at_a_Baseball_Game.mp3
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Jim rips on slang words like Ussies, Swolemate, Bae, Sesh, Hump Day and many more

Direct download: Awful_Slang_Words_Part_5.mp3
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Jim continues about his tales and adventures of his strip club days

Direct download: Strip_Club_Stories_Part_2.mp3
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Jim tells tales and adventures of his strip club days

Direct download: Strip_Club_Stories_Part_1.mp3
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Jim tells stories from his early 20's about pulling pranks on his fellow construction workers

Direct download: Jim_Tells_Stories_About_Him_Working_on_Construction_Sites.mp3
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Jim talks about how driving to go see fireworks is a waste of time

Direct download: Firework_Displays_are_Overrated.mp3
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Jim talks to comics Gary Menke and Chad Zumock about different ways they don't pay for anything

Direct download: Jim_and_Friends_Talk_About_Getting_Stuff_for_Free.mp3
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Jim once again goes through the drivel that is posted on Facebook

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_5.mp3
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Jim goes through the drivel that people post and rips them apart

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_4.mp3
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Gary from Florida returns with a story about picking up a Waffle House waitress and more stories about his debaucherous lifestyle

Direct download: Gary_from_Florida_Updates_us_on_his_Sex_Life.mp3
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Jim berates his nephew over his sports superstitions and romantic comedies

Jim won't pull over so his friend Joe Howard can go to the bathroom. Also featuring Chad Zumock.

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Gary from Florida tells the story of having sex with his girlfriend's mom when he was 17

Direct download: Gary_From_Florida_Returns_with_an_Insane_Story.mp3
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Jim rips on slang words like Selfie, Jelly, Whatevs, Assclown, Bros Before Hoes and many more

Direct download: Awful_Slang_Words_Part_4.mp3
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Jim and his comic friends sit around and talk about their hatred of various topics

Direct download: The_Anger_Summit_with_Comics_Chad_Zumock_and_Chuck_Mignanelli.mp3
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Jim and Dean Delray interview ex Rock Wives Bobbie Brown, Sharise Neil. Also on the show is Gilby Clarke, Chris Kael, Ritchie Kotzen, and Mickey Finn. The show was a live podcast on stage at the Laugh Factory in LA

Jim goes through a bunch of terrible names like Decklyn, Aiden, Spencer and Colt and explains why their dumb parents picked those goofy names

Direct download: Awful_Baby_Names.mp3
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Jim interviews old friend and comedian Joe Matarese about his new web series and snapping on hecklers on stage

Direct download: Jim_Interviews_Comic_Friend_Joe_Matarese.mp3
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Don Jamieson and Eddie Trunk join the podcast to discuss Don's gas on a recent plane ride

Direct download: Farting_on_a_Plane.mp3
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Jim comments on awful Facebook posts like Goodnight Facebook and Facebook you piss me off so much!!!

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_3.mp3
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Jim and comic Joe Howard go through TV and movies that amazingly Jim has never and has no interest in seeing

Direct download: Popular_Movies_and_TV_Shows_I_Have_Never_Seen.mp3
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Jim interviews hard rock legend Rudy Sarzo about his days playing with Ozzy, Dio, Quiet Riot and Whitesnake

Direct download: Musician_Rudy_Sarzo_is_Interviewed.mp3
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Jim talks about his time growing up in Florida and all of the crazy insane people he came across

Direct download: People_That_Live_in_Florida_are_Insane.mp3
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Jim rails against these walking zombies that are addicted to their phones and can't be without them

Direct download: Put_Down_Your_Phone_and_Live_Your_Life.mp3
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Jim talks about the absurdity that the NFL wants to throw a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty on players that use the n-word on the field of play

Direct download: NFL_Wants_to_Ban_Use_of_the_N_Word_on_the_Field.mp3
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Jim voices his disdain for words like Fro Yo, Deets, Beast Mode, Face Palm, Brekky and more

Direct download: Awful_Slang_Words_Part_3.mp3
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Jim's despicable, obnoxious but lovable friend Gary talks about his sex life in graphic detail

Direct download: The_Abrasive_Gary_from_Florida_Returns_to_the_Podcast.mp3
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Jim goes through a bunch of words that soon will be taboo because of the politically correct

Direct download: Words_That_Will_Soon_Be_Wiped_Out.mp3
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Jim rails on all the people who start trouble when they are offended by something

Direct download: Anyone_Who_Tattletales_Needs_a_Punch_in_the_Face.mp3
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Jim does his Podcast in front of a live crowd in San Diego with Comics Don Jamieson and Dean Delray

Direct download: Live_Podcast_in_San_Diego_with_Don_Jamieson_and_Dean_Delray.mp3
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Live podcast from the Improv in Hollywood, CA with Sebastian Bach, Billy Sheehan and Damone from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Rock producer Ross Robinson, Monte Pittman, Don Jamieson and Dean Delray

Direct download: Live_with_Sebastian_Bach_Billy_Sheehan_and_Damone_from_Fast_Times.mp3
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Jim comments on silly Facebook posts

Direct download: Awful_Facebook_Posts_Part_2.mp3
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