Everybody Is Awful (Except You) with Jim Florentine (general)

Jim talks about corny road signs that rhyme and Gywneth Paltrow’s vagina.  


Jim comments on dating profiles that include a girl that says she has herpes and mental illness, a guy that promises to stay hard 24/7 and every woman saying they love tacos.  

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Random Rants

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Chad Zumock and I tell stories about growing up.

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Neighbors Bitching On The Nextdoor App

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Jim talks about awful sayings like Friendsgiving, Sadfishing, Man-Mosa's, Pregan and more.

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Jim and Don Jamieson are back and comment on dumb sports cliches like good things happen when you put the puck in the net, first guy in last guy out, calling a no hitter a no no and more.

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Awful Facebook Posts

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Jim reads a bunch of dating profiles and finds out women like tacos, their dogs and the outdoors. What a shock!

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A bachelorette party leaves a bad review of the bar they caused problems at, only to get called out by the owner. Have a bad Yelp Review? Submit it to jimflorentine13@gmail.com

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A woman dies at a gender reveal party, Eddie Murphy's next comedy special will be terrible, and more lies on what parents say their kids say. 

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This week Jim Florentine dives into the awful slang words people use and why they are terrible. 

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Awful T-Shirts

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Random Rants

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Awful Yelp Reviews 16

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Awful Yelp Reviews 13

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Awful 80's Songs

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Awful Vanity Plates

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Awful Facebook Posts

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